Joey are you kidding me?" asked Mauren,"how will you possibly be able to get the attention of that Bod god (guy with a sexy body, yea i know, it's stupid) just by walking a dog by his house everyday?"
"Well if i walk by everyday then he might just notice me. Heck he might even say Hi and start a real conversation" i said.
"No offense Joe but your sounding way too stalkerish for me. Do me a favor and find my sane friend in that possessed by love body of yours!"
"No seriously! Come on M, this is like the only way i could get his attention without seeming to obvious." i complained.
"NO IT'S NOT!!! yelled Maurine,"and besides hes 19, your 17, your his jail bait."
"Whats that?" i asked
"Oh it's when your with someone who's 18 or older but your under 18, and if they try something with you they go to jail for it because u were underage, you know."
"Ahhh ok....but he's like so hot. And if i had a chance with him he would be responsible and I don't think he would have sex with me if we we're dating."
"Whatever dudette, but would YOU be responsible."
I had to think that over for a second. If i had a chance to lose my virginity with a hot guy like Michael. I would definitely take the chance. I mean come on he's a triple threat. Great body, smart, and a great sense of humor. But besides that hes one of the good guys. How would i know all this? Pshh i've been studying him for the past 2 months. Maybe Maurine is right. Maybe i am stalking him.
I shuddered at the thought that i was a possible stalker.
"I mean it would be different for me cause we both know I'm not a virgin anymore so i don't worry about it. But i would definitely like to have sex with that Bod god." Maurine admitted with a big grin on her face.
"But on the other hand I'm worried about you Joey. Your hormones are on a rage right now and what if you couldn't control yourself. I mean i would understand if you truly loved him like i did with my first. But if not, think before you act..."
"Maurine your talking as if I'm already dating him and I do not love him M. I'm farther than loving him... It's just a crush."
"Sure....thats why you've been stalking him for the past 2 months. I think it's gone beyond crush stage now. Haha." maurine laughed.
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Later that day i went out to walk twister, my dog.
As i was walking down the driveway i spotted Michael kissing his girlfriend in his car.
"Greaaat they've decided to have a smooch fest in front of me." i thought.
Twister started barking loudly because i had stopped walking and he was getting impatient while i was staring at Michael and his girlfriend.
"Twister be quiet!" i shushed him.
Both Micheal and his girlfriend Lauren stopped making out and stared at me. So i stood there feeling embarrassed, with my mouth open im sure, for being caught watching them.
"Oh uh...carry on. I'm sorry I was just...nevermind keep making out."
OH MY GOD WHAT WAS I SAYING!!!
"Wow...ok she's a loser." Lauren mumbled.
Micheal waved with an smile on his face. I could tell he was trying hold back a laugh, and I kept walking Twister feeling like a complete idiot.
"Twister? Life sucks does'nt it?"
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